Oh, don't be fooled by that cute face. He's really a stinky, disgusting, smelly, gross boy. Today he made such an insanely nasty poopy mess in the bathroom, Birdie walked around the corner and saw it and started dry heaving.
I'm thinking you haven't really lived until you've cleaned up poop footprints from your bathroom floor.
KKP, if you're reading this...while cleaning poo this morning, I could only think of the Bob Saget scene from "Dumb and Dumberer," which then led me to think about which one of my friends would know the reference, which made me think of you and your love for the original. So, there you go. Today I was thinking of your pretty face whilst knee-deep in crap. :)